A man stares at women in a courtroom.
Goes to the First Lady:
-I'll give you 10,000 Hungarian forints, but we'll do it the way I want.
– Oh, I'd rather not, because I'm new and I don't want to ruin my career by not being able to complete something at first.
A man goes to another woman.
-I'll give you 20,000 Hungarian forints, but we'll do it the way I want.
“Oh, I'd rather not, because I'm at the peak of my career now and it would be funny if I couldn't do it.”
The man approaches the lady with this:
-I'll give you 30,000 Hungarian forints, but we'll do it the way I want.
“Okay, let's go,” says the lady.
They go up to the room, but after a few minutes the man leaves sadly.
The lady comes down the stairs in a big way, and the others ask her curiously.
“Well how did you want it?”
“For credit…”
Lajos Villám really likes Gizike from their office and wants to sleep with her, but Gizike already has a boyfriend
Lajos Villám really wanted the girl, and one day he went to her office and told her:
“I'll give you ten thousand forints if you sleep with me!”
“How do you imagine Lagos Villam, I’m not sleeping with you.”
Moreover, I have a friend – answers Jizek.
“But I'll do it at lightning speed, I'll just drop the money on the floor, you'll bow to it, and I'll be ready by the time you pick it up!”
“I'll think about it.”
“I'll call my friend,” she replied, taking out her phone and telling her friend about the offer.
– Ask for twenty thousand forints, Jeziki, the point is that you have to get it off the ground very quickly, and Lagos Vilam won't even be able to get rid of the coupon by then!
Contact me as soon as you have the money!
– answers his friend, and Gizike accepts Lajos Villám's offer.
Half an hour passed and Jizek did not call.
An hour passed, and Jezicki still hadn't called.
Two hours later, Jezicki is on the phone:
– It was terrible, they only had one forint…!
